*me, dragging mushroom to history museums*

*american history museum*

us, seeing pictures of founding fathers :

me : you ever think about the fact that if they didn't do all that shit, then 200-some years later probably posess a hispanic guy to write a musical about them, we never would've met right?

Apollo, not giving two shits : that's great, I wanna go to air and space now

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*natural history museum*

me, face pressed up against the glass, staring at the egyptian tomb thingy : so beautiful

Apollo : Charlie please people are staring