it's all amphibia quotes

Me and Apollo, after not getting kicked out of IHOP at 3am : CHARPOLLO AGAINST THE WORLD

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Blu: I've been eaten 8 times, Apollo! eight. times. 

Blu: I sorta look forward to it now

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Bee : and now that you've read this, all you need is experience!

me : *starts laughing manically as I walk backwards out of the room*

Bee :

Bee : I don't feel safe

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Apollo : YOU'RE INSANE AND I LOVE IT

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me : OH NO I KILLED APOLLO

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Blu : imma push it

Blu : bop

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any of us : now where was I? oh right, crippling sadness

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Apollo : at least it'll be a quick and painless death

me : why would it be painless?

Apollo : JUST LET ME HAVE THIS LIE

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Bee : don't stare into the abyss, Char

Bee : after all, it stares back

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Bee : hey, I just enforce the rules, I don't make them

me : you did make them! they're called 'Bee's Road Rules'!

Bee : darn straight and I stand by them

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Apollo : PFFFTTTT- who says there only has to be one queen?

me : everyone. that's sorta how the whole system works, Apollo

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Blu : nice! using Char's stone body as a shield!

Apollo : wait, void's stone?

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Apollo, whispering to me: I'm gonna have to throw you out the window

Apollo : *throws me out the window then jumps out himself*

Apollo : HAHA A FLAWLESS ESCAPE

me : and did you have a plan AFTER you threw us out a window?!

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