incorrect quotes generator

Char: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Bee: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Stevie/Noah: A realist sees a freight train.
Blu/Robin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Char: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Stevie/Noah: A doll.
Blu/Robin: A cinnamon roll.
Bee: A sweetheart.
Char:
Char: ...stop it.

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*Char's helping Bee out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Stevie/Noah: How does Bee look?
Blu/Robin: A little better than you, actually.

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Char: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Bee: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Stevie/Noah: I got distracted about halfway through.
Blu/Robin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Char: I'm gonna die alone.
Bee: Char, you're not gonna die alone.
Char: Stevie/Noah, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Blu/Robin: Uh- huh.Why is that?
Char: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook.Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Char: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake man.
Char: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies.Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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Char: Stevie/Noah, we're hungry!
Blu/Robin: Stevie/Noah! What's for dinner?
Bee: We're hungry, Stevie/Noah!
Stevie/Noah, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *

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Char: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Stevie/Noah: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Char for dinner.
Blu/Robin: What is wrong with you people?
Bee: Shut up, chocolate.

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Char: Can I be frank with you guys?
Bee: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Stevie/Noah: Can I still be Stevie/Noah?
Blu/Robin: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Char: Bee isn't answering their phone
Stevie/Noah: I'll call
Char: Blu/Robin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Bee: Hello?

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Char: *Screams*
Bee: * Screams louder to assert dominance*
Stevie/Noah: Should we do something?!
Blu/Robin, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Char: You guys worried about Bee?
Stevie/Noah: Totally!
Blu/Robin: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Char: And what'd you say?
Blu/Robin: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Stevie/Noah:
Char: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

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*In a horror movie situation*
Char: I've got no service in my phone here.
Blu/Robin: Shoot, my battery just died.
Stevie/Noah: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Bee: Guys, my phone is a book.