Captain America's future bf : when you said you were magical in bed, this isn't what I thouht you mea-

Stevie, pulling out an 8 of hearts : is this your card?

future bf : holy shit

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Bee, after he beat her in uno : Steve's fine

Bee : he's just dead to me

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Bee : you fainted, do you remember anything?

Steve Rogers : only the ambulance ride

Bee : but there was no ambulance, I drove you

Stevie : but I heard a siren

Blu : that was Char

me : sorry, I panicked

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me : what's the point of other people if not to mock them?

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Moonknight : the doctor said I'm perfectly fine! well, except for this burn scar and six broken ribs

Bee : did the doctor clear you?

Moonknight : they did not

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*watching endgame*

me : *turns to stevie*

me : you'd leave me for a hot dude you talked to maybe like five times seventy years ago, wouldn't you?

Noah's ark : yeah