updating this before I drown in the ocean :p

Viv : if Karma won't fuck you I will

me : is that a threat or a pick-up line?

Viv : both

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any of us : you're right

Bee : that's a strange phrase to hear from you...did you just learn it?

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me : I am literally so fucking mad at you right now. I honestly don't think I can ever forgive you.

cottagecore : I-

me : okay I forgive you

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Bee : Char, put the gun down

me : your outfit is so boring though, it needs more pizzazz

Bee : I don't care, just hand me the glitter gun

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*chiv get's back together, circa last night*

Viv : god I wanna kiss you

me : what was that?

Viv : I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

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Blu : I'm sorry for all the stuff I said

me : and for punching me in the face?

Blu : oh no, just the stuff I said

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me : I have a plan?

Viv : does it involve breaking the law?

me : that's a given by now

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Viv : before you say no-

Bee : no

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me, grumbling : great we're surrounded

Viv : great we can attack in any direction!

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me : I am just like a goldfish

me : I am a snack that smiles back