me : hey, you might wanna put your glasses on so you can see properly

Blu or the worst pizza topping : no thank you, I've seen enough

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Bee : I'm all panic and no disco

*high hopes playing in the background*

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Bee, to the rest of us : I swear to god, it's like you all share one brain cell!

Angel, who can't think of a good comeback because it's not his turn to use the brain cell :

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me and Angel : 1...2...3...happy new year! *kiss*

Shroom : you guys have got to stop doing that every time the microwave goes off, jesus fucking christ it's not even midnight

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Bee : I'd say I'm pretty easy going

Blu : I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler

Bee : it was half a centimeter off it should have never been in circulation

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Angel, her hands covering my eyes : guess who!

me : it's either Angel or the sweet, sweet hands of death

Angel, taking her hands away : it Angel!

me : dammit

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me, texting Shroom : do you have anxiety prime?

me : *amazon

Shroom : yeah I got both

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me @ Shroom after they said Angel's hot : I am going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

(no hate bestie, just remember he's mine *kissy face*)

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Bee : I want to be include in your shenanigans this time

Bee, after being included : WHAT IN THE NAME OF HAYLEY KIYOKO IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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Blu : hey, could I have part of that cookie you're about to eat?

me : to quote Hamlet act III, scene III, line 92, "no"