Blu, looking over my shoulder at my computer screen : why are you sending emails so early?

me : oh um...it's kinda hard to explain

me, later : so i got bored and decided to hack into Shroom's email address to fuck with them, so from time to time, I send them emails, from zeself. from the future.

me, reading the most recent email : Shroom, today at 8am, someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Sincerely, future Shroom

Shroom, on their laptop in the kitchen, checking their email : *looks up in horror as Bee comes in with a cup of coffee*

Shroom, slapping the coffee out of her hand, spilling it everywhere : NO

Shroom : you'll thank me later

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me : can you at least try to see things from my point of view?

Angel : *crouches down*

me : I will strangle you in your sleep tonight-

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Shroom : did you know I can fit the whole world in my hands?

that Asher boy : I swear if you pick up a globe-

Shroom : *cups Asher's face in their hands* see? I told you!

me : wtf y'all it's seven in the morning

Blu, squealing and taking pictures : SAY CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Angel : fuck-

me : you? gladly

Angel :

Bee :

Shroom :

Blu :

the other 51 :

Angel : it. I was gonna say it, but that works too

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Shroom : I have no fears

me : okay but what if you woke one day and we weren't besties anymore?

Shroom : I have one fear

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someone : are you independent?

Shroom : *looks at Bee*

Bee : *nods*

Shroom : yeah, I would say so

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Shroom : me and Bee are having children

me, Blu and Angel : oh that gre-

Bee, slamming adoption papers down : it's all of you, sign here

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Blu : I hate it when I'm hot and sweating and people say "Well then take off you jacket!" like bitch no this jacket is part of my outfit tf

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anyone : are you alright?

any of us : *finger guns* no

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me : come on, I wasn't that drunk

Shroom : Lottie, last night you tried to highlight Angel's face because you said he was important

me, crying : BECAUSE SHE IS