Bee : how do you tell someone their breath stinks without being rude?

Shroom : I'm bored, let's go drink some mouthwash

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me : *crying*

Bee : is she okay-

Angel : no

Bee : oh..uh...what happened?

Angel : they watched all the sad miraculous ladybug episodes

Bee : ah...

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Bee : I swear to god if you take one more kitchen utensil of mine I'm fucking leaving

Blu : that's a whisk I'm willing to take

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me : let's just get blackout drunk and forget about whatever the hell we just did

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Bee : it's very important that I am both cute and powerful

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literally anyone : I wasn't done talking

me : well, I was done listening

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Shroom : I will be the voice of reason. I just won't listen to myself.

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me : I am an expert at identifying birds

Blu : what are those ones flying over there?

me : birds

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Shroom : pass the salt

Bee : *throws me across the table*

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Angel : my cold, dead heart has no room for affection for anyone

me : *sneezes for no reason other than the fact people sneeze sometimes*

Angel : what's wrong?? are you sick?? where's your jacket?? it's because you went walking in the cold again didn't you?? here, I'll make you some soup