Bee : only call me if there's an emergency

Bee, answering a call not even five minutes later : what?

me : there's an emergency

Bee : already?

me : I miss you

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Bee : and here are the instructions for while I'm gone

Cloud : this just says "Rat bastards, no"

Bee : apply that to every scenario you can think of

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Angel : there is no difference between exercise and black magic. both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy, but the more you dabble in it, the more powerful you become.

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Bee : can you be serious for five minutes?

Blu : my record is four, but I think I can manage

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me : what are the rules of Monopoly?

Cloud, looking at Blu : if the game lasts over four hours, you get the legal right to kill the person who asked to play.

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me : and these are the crackheads!

Kylie, watching Angel chase Blu with a knife, Cloud use trash wheels as new roller skates wheels and Bee desperately trying to stop them :

Kylie : my god and I though our bus was chaotic-

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me : I just want everyone to know that my stuffed animals are better than you

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me : mother, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Bee : the best revenge is living with kindness and moving on!

me :

me : father, how do I-

Cloud : knife

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doctor : how would you rate your pain?

Angel : -0/10, would not recommend

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Blu : *sneezes*

me :

Blu : you're not even going to say bless you?

me : I'm sitting here with you, you have clearly been blessed