me : look I'm not gonna-

Bee : do it!

me : I'm Char and I was wrong

me : *taking down a pan pride flag* I'm singing the Char wrong song

me : I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance *puts up a lesbian pride flag*

Bee : do the kick!

me : *does the kick* eh

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operator : 911, what's your emergency?

Angel : my wife is going into labor and I don't know what to do

operator : is this her firstborn?

Angel : no, this is her wife

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me : you were very drunk last night

Bee : what? no I wasn't!

me : you cried because *future wife's name here* was flirting with someone

Bee : that's reasonable!

me : it was you she was flirting with

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what I imagine our responses would be to "can I copy your homework?"

Bee : I can try to help you with it

me : bold you to assume I did the homework

Angel : lol nope

Lauren : yeah, sure, it's probably wrong anyway

Snek : it's your own fault you didn't do it

Sunny : we had HoMeWoRk?!

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Lauren : hey, do you know what bee's make?

future spouse : honey?

Lauren : yes dear?

Angel, copying Lauren : hey, do you know what bee's make?

me, probably mad cause I'm always mad : some stupid annoying sound

me : the fuck do you want anyways?

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literally anyone to us : I'm sorry, but who's is charge here?

Snek : usually whoever it's just screams the loudest

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Bee : where's Angel?

Sunny, remembering that Angel got her head stuck in a tuba after Bee told them to leave it alone and that their supposed to cover for me and Lauren as we work together to get the tuba unstuck from Angel's head : ...who's Angel?

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all of us : if I die, at least I'm going to die doing something I love

anyone : and what is that?

all of us : dying

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Snek : fuck, marry, kill? Char, Bee and Lauren

Angel : fuck and marry Char and kill my dad

his dad : I wasn't even one of the fucking options?

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me : so you remember the plan if I ever got shot right?

Sunny : of course

me : tell me

Sunny : in the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to ground, I am to sing "mmm watcha say" no matter the circumstances

me : good