Laurie, at my funeral : can I just...have a moment alone with them please?

Laurie : alright, listen up fucker, I know you're not really dead

me, who would probably fake my death out of boredom : YEAH NO SHIT

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Laurie : why does everyone assume we're a couple?
Bee : *sitting on Laurie's lap, playing with their hair*
Bee : beats me.

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Sunny : I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Angel : I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Sunny : careful with the coffee, it's hot

Auri : just like you

Sunny : what?

Auri : what?

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me : you're doing that staring thing again

Angel : it's not my fault since you're so hot

me : what?

Angel : what?

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Angel : guns are for sissies I just throw bullets really fast

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Bee : why did you do that, Sunny?

Sunny : because Char told me to

Bee : what if Char told you to jump off a cli-

Sunny : I would

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Bee, opening the door with knocking : hey guys-

me and Laurie : *recreating the WAP music video*

Bee :

Bee : *slowly closes door*

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Angel : this parties boring

Bee : wE'RE AT A FUNERAL

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Laurie : *slams open the door looking panicked*

Bee : what did you, Char, Sunny and Angel do this time?

Laurie : nobody died

Bee : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!