(yes, this is all just Buzzfeed unsolved quotes)
(yes, it's only me and Flower)

me : about an hour or two ago-

*cue Gigi screaming*

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me : I've connected the two dots

Gigi : you haven't connected shit

me : I've connected them

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Gigi : we're here for the cult stuff!

me : we saw the ad on Craigslist!

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Gigi : friends murder each other all the time

Gigi : it happens

me : *slowly backs away*

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spirit box : *doing it's thing*

Gigi : it sounds like Will Smith

me : is Will Smith dead? has anyone checked the news?

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Gigi : hey there demons , it's me , ya enby

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me : few teens out there, probably smoking some funny cigarettes

Gigi : you could say weed. it's 2020.

me : some grass

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Gigi : *dramatically sits on chair*

me : oh wow-

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Gigi : Char, every room you're in is a panic room

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Gigi : Goatman! we're dancing on your bridge!

me : it's our bridge now!