Flower : name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

me : you and me

Flower, tearing up : okay

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Angel : am I going too far?

Bee : no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

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me or Sunny : hey Bee, can I borrow your favorite outfit?

Bee : why?

me or Sunny : oh, we're supposed to dress up as our role models in class tomorrow, and I figured-

me or Sunny : mother Bee, why are you crying?

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all of us : maybe I'm a little bit sensitive. whenever something happens, I start bawling.

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Angel : I prevented a murder today. it took a lot out of me, but I did it

me : really? how?

Angel : self-restraint

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Sunny : FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

me : I'll get Bee

Sunny : wait no-

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Bee : remember, if you ever need me, I'm here 24/6

the rest of us : don't you mean 24/7?

Bee : no, Saturdays are reserved for myself and Trixie

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Sunny : one day I'm going to get my life together. but not today, cause today I'm driving a stolen cop car.

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me : *screams*

Sunny : *screams louder to assert dominance*

Bee : should we do something?

Flower, eating popcorn : nah I wanna see what happens next

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Bee : I need to talk to you guys about the example you're setting on my biological kids

me and Sunny, on the counter with said biological kids : brave words for someone standing in lava.

her future wife, visibly confused : lava?