literally any of us :  getting the group mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug

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Bee, holding a trophy : here's your award for being the whiniest little bitch in the group

me : I don't WANT to be the whiniest little bitch in the group >:(

Bee, holding two trophies :

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Flower : has anyone seen my top?

me : yeah, Lise is in the kitchen

Flower : *chokes on air*

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Angel : do you know what question I'm asked the most is?

Sunny : will you please leave the premises?

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me : have you proposed yet?

 Sunny : no, but in my head, Auri and I have three kids and a library

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Angel : you lying, cheating, piece of shit! 

me : oh, yeah? you think you can get away with everything? welcome to the real world!

Angel : I'M LEAVING! AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

Sunny, slowly pulling the monopoly board away from us : I think we should stop playing now-

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Flower : you bored?

me : yeah 

Flower : wanna go start pick a fight with homophobes and racists?

me : I thought you'd never ask

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Sunny : if I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it

Sunny : if no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there

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(once again, if we all lived together)

me : I don't think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life

Bee : for fuck's sake, I'll buy you more donut's tomorrow

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Flower : well, I'd rather be dead in New York than alive in Nebraska