Angel : Cherry, I love you

me : oh

me : may I ask why?

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Angel : *vibing*

me, popping out from under the couch : hey, do you still love me?

Angel : of course I do

me : okay, just checking. I need reassurance sometimes.

Angel : I know and that's perfectly fine.

me : okay, love you. *goes back under the couch*

Angel : I love you to. *goes back to vibing*

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Bee : we are not running a Naruto themed bed and breakfast

me, Angel and Sunflower : the shippud inn

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Snek : okay , while I'm gone , Sunny , you're in charge

Sunny : okay

Snek : *leaves*

Sunny : *turns to Bee* you're in charge

Bee : of course I am

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Sunflower : I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft fluffy bunny heart full of feelings

Angel : I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is two seconds away from serious violence

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Bee : you're bleeding out! quick, tell me your type

Sunflower : brown curly hair, brown eyes, lesbian-

Bee : no Sunflower! your blood type!

Sunflower : oh

Sunflower : red

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Sunny : are lobsters mermaids or scorpions?

Ari : babe, it is four in the goddamn morning

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Angel : have you ever realized how you can say 'have a nice day' and it's considered nice but if you say 'enjoy the next 24 hours' they tell you you're being 'creepy' and you 'need to stop'?

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me : I'm a very clingy person

Sunflower : welcome to the squad Cherrybomb

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Snek, at my funeral : can I just...have a moment alone with them please?

Snek : alright, listen up fucker, I know you're not really dead

me, who would probably fake my death out of boredom : YEAH NO SHIT