Angel : I love you guys so much! I'm gonna be at all of your funerals.

Snek : why didn't you just say weddings?

Bee : or birthdays?

Sunny : also why are you so sure I'm dying before you?

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Lauren : I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

me : butcha didn't

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Bee : I did something terrible

Angel : not to worry, I have a shovel!

Bee : wait, what do you think I did?

Angel : it doesn't matter, no one will ever know

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someone : it's so hard to concentrate with that panicky tone of yours

all of us : IT'S NOT A TONE I'M PANICKING

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me : is something burning?

Angel : just my desires for you baby ;)

me : Angel Ada, the stove is one fire

Angel :

me :

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Sunny : I have no parental figures here to tell me not to wrestle bears

Bee : me. I am the parental figure here. I'm telling you. do not wrestle bears.

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someone : I don't know how you handle these people

Bee : *watching Lauren strangle me because I ate her chips, Sunny rocking back and forth in a corner, Angel stabbing the counter because she can't actually stab an actual human being and Snek chase a spider*

Bee : I don't know either

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Snek : what is Angel to you?

me : the reason I get up every morning

Snek : aw, that's sweet

-that morning-

Angel : *barging into our room with heavy metal on full blast* WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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all of us : ah, my new business cards just arrived

the cards : "Please, do not contact me"

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Angel : could I have some space please?

me and my clingy ass self, laying my head in Angel's lap : it's your fault for being so perfect, so if you're gonna be mad at anyone be mad at yourself.

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