Angel : hey, should I kill someone to create tension in the book I'm writing?

Bee : sure, what kind of book are you writing?

Angel : my autobiography

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me : LAUREN, YOU BETTER BE WRITING!!

Lauren : I am I'm writing smut

me : *comes in* and you aren't letting me read it. move over you hoe.

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Snek : would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, or, sit on a cake and eat dick?

Sunny : .........I meant do you have any questions about the movie

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store worker : could Ms.Bee (redacted) please come to the front desk?

Bee walking up to the front desk : hello, is there a problem?

store worker : *points to me and Sunny* I believe they belong to you?

me and Sunny, pouting : we got lost :(

Bee : I didn't even take you guys with me-?

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Bee : yesterday I overheard Char saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Lauren replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life

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Angel : due to personal reasons, I'll be going feral

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Bee, reading a fortune cookie : if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same

me : kill two

Lauren : kill ten

Angel : kill all of them

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me : so basically my plan for dealing with pretty much anything this month is just no sleep, drink lots of coffee and hope that the power of love can get me through it all

Snek : do you take constructive criticism?

me : not without crying

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Lauren : CAUSE SHE'S IN YOUR BED AND I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT

Sunny : *aggressively strums guitar*

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Bee : you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?

me, Angel, Sunny, Snek and Lauren : oh, we high-jacked a jet!