Angel : ion trust no dudes with curly hair. that hair is full of lies and manipulation.

me and Lauren : ion trust no dudes

Bee : ion trust

Snek : ion 

Sunny : i

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-on today's episode of if we lived together-

Lauren : *walks in on Angel making a summoning circle*

Lauren : Angel Ada Hart, what in god's name are you doing?

Angel : didn't you tell me to Satanize the house?

Lauren : I said SANATIZE

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Snek : ominous positivity

Snek : you will be okay. you have no choice.

Snek : everything will turn out fine. you can't stop it.

Snek : you will succeed. it is inevitable.

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Angel : DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

Sunny : why is Angel stabbing a pillow?

Bee : they just realized they're in love with Char and they don't know how to handle it

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Lauren : finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now I can touch the burners on the stove as many times as I want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain

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Angel : stop holding onto people just because you have a history with them

future kid :

future kid : but I'm your child

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someone : are you having another depressive episode?

low-key all of us : a depressive episode?

all of us : dear ma'am/sir, I'm having a depressive series and we're just on Season One

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Angel : *picking me up*

me : seriously, do I even weigh anything to you?

Angel : nope, it's like holding a couple of grapes

(fun fact : I'm naturally thin) 

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me, pointing at Lauren : badass

me, pointing at Snek : smartass

me, pointing at Angel : nice ass

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Bee looking into the first aid kit : WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!

Sunny, who is bleeding out : nobody ever uses it and I thought it would be funny