Bee : I'm a lesbian

Sunny : I thought you were American

Bee : I'm northern Irish and Filipino

Sunny : WELL WE CAN'T ALL HAVE A PERFECT VINE REFERENCE NOW CAN WE BEETHANY

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Snek : are you okay? Angel said you didn't get any sleep last night

me : well, he's lying. I got a solid eight minutes.

me : not consecutively, but still, it's fine. you're not even that blurry!

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Ashton : *breaths*

Lauren : you're precious. you're an angel. I love you.

one the Crackheads™ : *breaths*

Lauren : oh my god, shut the fuck up

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Angel : don't worry, I'm fine

Bee : YOU WERE STABBED

Angel : I've been stabbed before

Bee : IT'S NOT LIKE YOU BUILD UP IMMUNITIY TO STAB WOUNDS, ANGEL

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me, sliding a picture towards Angel : I need you to kill this girl

Angel : babe, this is a picture of you-

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me : babe, I want kids

Angel : so go to a playground and take one. stupid. where do you think kids come from?

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Snek : you know that not every problem can be solved with a knife right?

Angel : I know

Angel : that's why I always carry two knives

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one of the Crackheads™ : you betrayed me. you betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything I ever stood for. you let me down!

another one of the Crackheads™ : then why are you helping me?

one of the Crackheads™ : do you really think I care so little for you that betraying me would make a difference?

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Sunny : do you want to hear a chemistry joke?

Lauren :

Sunny : so that's a no?

Lauren : I'm sorry were you expecting a....reaction?

Sunny : I love you so platonically right now

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{phone rings}

Bee : hello?

killer : I see you

Bee :

killer :

Bee :

killer :

Bee : do I look good?