someone : how can you sum up your group?

 me : three of us are lesbians, the other three are some form of pan and only one of us is cis

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Angel : look , I love you , but this is getting out of hand

me, coming home with my 428th cat this week : I have no idea what you're talking about

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Lauren : let's play 20 questions

Ashton ( whimsy- ) : okay, sure. I'll go first. what's your favorite color?

Lauren : circle. do you like girls?

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all of us : and then I said "I'll stop making self-deprecating jokes"

all of us : you know, like a liar

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Bee : why did you three get arrested?

Sunny : we don't know

Lauren : we didn't do anything wrong

me : we got pulled over on our way to get some iced coffee and when the p̶i̶g̶  cop asked for papers Sunny said scissors and we drove off

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Angel : drugs? no thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder

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Snek : just curious, are you a top or a bottom?

me : I'm a problem

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Sunny : I just realized that we have no idea what dinosaurs sounded like

Sunny : they could have been speaking German for all we know

Bee : it's too early for this

Sunny : Guten morgen Herr Pterodactyl

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me : this is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it

Snek : shut the fuck up, we've only been hiking for ten minutes

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-if we lived in a house together-

the house : *literally on fire*

Bee coming home : IS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!

Snek : well, basically, Char, Lauren, Sunny and Angel-

Bee : oh, okay, I got it. thanks.

Snek : but I didn't finish?

Bee : you don't need to

also I found this while searching for lgbt memes :