Bee, answering the phone because one of us called her : how much bail money do you need?

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somebody : *is being racist, misogynist/sexist, homophobic, transphobic, biphobic, etc*

all of us : peace was never an option

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Sunny : I have no idea what I'm doing, all I know is that I'm doing it really well

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Snek : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Snek : *aggressively yeets water bottles*

Bee : um-

Lauren : they're trying to yell mental health and well-being into us

Snek : YOU'RE ALL AMAZING PEOPLE THAT I AM PRIVELAGED TO KNOW

me, crying : it's working-

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the rest of us : hey, Snekkity Snek Snek, you should take care of yourself

Snek : *hissing noises*

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me, walking around wearing what you see the icon we know as MacDoesIt wearing on the cover : I was not consumed by the gay agenda

me : I am the gay agenda

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random person : um...you good?

me and Bee : a female just smiled at me

me and Bee : I need a moment

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me : fun fact: I am so afraid of bee's to the point where if I see one, I might start crying (which is true by the way)

Bee : buzz buzz bitch

me : *screams*

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some person, trying to be an asshole, not knowing we actually are : your gay!

all of us : *un-straight laughter*

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Sunny : today is the day

Lauren : what day?

Sunny : the day

Lauren : what are you talking about?

Sunny : it's Tuesday