Woody backed away from the tire that almost crushed him when Buzz continued his Mission Log.

"Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!" I told Buzz having enough

"Ma'am, this is no time to panic," Buzz told me

"This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from the house in two days and it's all your fault!" Woody told Buzz

"My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!"

"Don't talk to me about importance. Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!"

"What?! What are you talking about?"

"Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!"

Woody finally snapped, "You... are.... a... TOY!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!"

"You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity."

"Alright! Both of you shut it!" I said finally stepping in, "Woody, I agree with you that Buzz is a toy but he's too stupid to figure that out! So shut your cake hole! Buzz, I have nothing good to say to you. Other than the fact that you have been driving me crazy with all this talk of going back to... whatever planet you're from!"

"Gamma Quadrant of Sector-"

"Hush! I'm not done! The day you arrived here, you managed to brainwash everyone that you are some space Agent to take down a made-up villain! You're a product to promote Space and nothing more! You're not special! We're all the same! I was made to promote a musical, Woody was made to Promote Cowboys and Indians, and you were made to make kids interested in space! Until you get that through your thick helmet and scull, you can stay out here and find another way to go to your fake planet!" Woody tried to speak, "Woody, what you tried to do to Buzz is unforgivable but I know you're smart enough to do some good and bring us all back to Andy unharmed! You two need to get along! Until you do, I'm no longer getting involved! Work out your relationship before I leave you two stranded here, and, believe me, I will."

I walked away to let them do the rest. I put my sword back where it belonged and looked around. There has to be a way to get home or just to where Andy is. But I guess I wasn't looking in the right direction because Woody called out to Buzz and me about a spaceship. I swear I was really considering punching him until I saw what he meant. It was a Pizza Planet delivery van! That's where Andy was going! Perfect!

So, we went a bit closer to it and Buzz was asking if this van will go back to the restaurant. I would hope so. While the driver was filling up on gas, we went closer to the van. Buzz wanted to go in the front while Woody wanted to go in the back. Buzz told him that it was unsafe in the back. That's true. I just went in the front with Buzz just to be safe. Buzz strapped us both in and we headed off. First, we went to some houses until we finally arrived at Pizza Planet.

That was a ride I'll never forget. Buzz looked out the window to see some guards at the front door. I'm not going to guess what was going through Buzz's head because I already know. He went to Woody in the back and explained the situation. Because of all the abuse he no doubt took during the journey, Woody stumbled around a bit before sitting up with a Pizza Planet cup on his head. And we're using that to sneak into the place.

I've given up at this point. Buzz hid in a Burger box while Woody and I used our own cups. We got in safely and took the disguises off. Time to find Andy. But this place is big. We'll never find him. But Woody found him first while Buzz was looking for a spaceship to get to his planet. Andy, Molly, and their mum were headed towards us but we had another problem. Buzz had left for a claw machine in the shape of a spaceship. Oh, great!

We missed Andy walking past too. Time to go get Buzz. After a few kids ran past, Woody and I ran over to the machine and he climbed into the prize slot. But I had to become a toy before I could try and get in because a few kids almost saw me. But then I saw someone I didn't want to see. Sid! He saw me on the ground and picked me up. This can't be happening! He actually wanted to keep me after seeing my face because he took my mask off! 

He at least put it back on but still. I had to watch as Sid won one of the toy aliens that were in the machine. But that one revealed Buzz! He was happy to see it and put another coin in to win him. I hate to say that, after a lot of struggle, he won Buzz and Woody. This is not good at all! Sid took them from the prize slot and said it was time to go home and 'Play'. I don't like his definition of play. He stuffed us, and the alien, in his backpack and made his way home. 

"For the record, Buzz, I blame you for this if we end up like Combat Carl!" I whisper-yelled at him