Penny walked out to the sales floor to see Caren screaming at one of the poor stocker girls. She sighed and cut in. "Caren, would you relax, please?" She waved off the other girl, and Caren glared.

"Thank goodness you are here! I am looking for sparkling seltzer raspberry water, and there's none on the shelf. The dumb bitch said there wasn't any in the back either, but I know she's lying." Caren said and crossed her arms, looking pissed.

"Or she's not lying, and we don't fucking have it!" Penny shouted at her. She had dealt with Caren too many times and was fed up. 

"But you HAVE to HAVE it!! Because I WANT it!" Caren shouted back.

Penny wanted to cry; she hated being yelled at, probably why she got labeled as a pussy. "Fuck you, Caren! Get the fuck out of my store! Never come back in it, either! I'm so fucking tired of your bullshit! Shop somewhere else and terrorize someone else!" Penny screamed in Caren's face. 

"You'll regret this, Penny! I'll make your life miserable!" Caren stormed out of the store, and Penny sighed.

"Have fun with that..." She trailed off and turned around to see Aubrey was behind her. 

"Badass Penny, we might have to change your nickname," Aubrey said with a grin.

"Uh, thanks, Aubrey; what are you doing here?" She asked.

"Shopping obviously, Butter needed more food," Aubrey replied with an eye-roll. 

"Butter needed food?" Penny asked, confused. 

"My goat, his name is Butter." Aubrey chuckled. 

"Oh, I have a guinea pig! Her name is Jenny." Penny said with a smile. 

"What? You never told me! I love guinea pigs!" Aubrey said she was kind of offended Penny didn't tell her about this sooner. 

"Sorry, I thought you knew; you can come over and meet her when I'm off," Penny said with a smile. 

"Bet, honestly, I might go over now. I need to kick Stacey's ass at Mortal Kombat." Aubrey smirked, and Penny chuckled.

"Fine by me, just don't get crazy and trash my house with pizza and soda, then get so high you just pass out and leave me to clean it up," Penny replied, seeming aggravated.

"Seems specific; who did that?" Aubrey asked; she loved hearing about the crazy shit in the neighborhood that she opted out of living in; to avoid said drama at that. 

"Courtney and Stacey did the other day," Penny replied with venom in her tone. \

"Yeah, sounds about right; I promise not to do any of that." Aubrey walked away and bought her food for her goat. She saw Caren outside by her car, talking angrily on her phone, probably to Gretchen. 

"I'll call you back." Caren hung up and shouted at Aubrey, "Hey did you see what Penny did? She's fucking crazy!" Caren said. Aubrey burst out laughing. 

"No, your crazy, Caren, and that was fucking hilarious. Get a life and stay out of mine bitch." Aubrey climbed in the car and drove over to Stacey's, leaving Caren dumbfounded.

"Hey, Aubrey, what's up?" Stacey asked her as Aubrey just walked in, not giving a fuck to knock. 

"Not much; your wife threw Caren outta the store permanently, fucking hilarious," Aubrey replied with a chuckle. 

"What?! And I missed it?! Damn, well, it was about fucking time." Stacey laughed hysterically. 

"Yeah, you would have loved it. Want to play Mortal Kombat?" Aubrey asked, and Stacey smiled. 

"You bet!" Stacey pulled out her second controller, and the two hopped on Mortal Kombat for the next few hours. It involved a lot of Stacey losing. 

"This is not fair! You always win!" Stacey said, kind of pissed. 

"That's because I'm not high as a kite like you are, dumbass." Aubrey laughed, and Penny arrived home about this time. 

"Hey guys, I hope you are having fun," Penny said and set her things down on the kitchen table. 

"No, Aubrey's mean, but I did hear about the Caren incident today; bravo! I'm so proud of you!" Stacey said with a grin. 

"I'm not mean; you just suck, loser. Now, where is the guinea pig?!" Aubrey said, getting up excitedly. 

"She's in here." Penny took Aubrey into her office and showed her Jenny. The two spent the next hour just talking about pets; meanwhile, someone else was working on her revenge.