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[Fade in] Young man in his early twenties is shown walking down the busy walkway of a city, visibly uncomfortable.

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Narrator: Have you ever been so bothered by others that you feel like crying?

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[Cut to] Young women in her teens sitting on a chair sunbathing obviously annoyed while her presumingly younger sister is yelling in her ear

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Younger sister: (Muffled) blah, blah, blah, blah!

Narrator: Have you grown tired of your annoying siblings?

Older sister: uuuuuugh.

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[Cut to] Older man around late twenties laying in his bed wide awake with clear dark circles surrounding his bloodshot eyes, the ceiling moving in time with the loud blaring music from above.

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Narrator: Have you been kept up by noisy parties?

Man: whimpers

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[Cut to] a cut of all three victims, the young man looks up to meet the camera, the woman looks to the side at the camera, and the older man looks up at the ceiling to meet the camera.

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All three in sync: Yes!

Narrator: well don't I have the solution!

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[Pans to] A large tower with dark clouds and lighting surrounding it obscuring the top.

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Narrator:Here in our ridiculously and strangely ominous tall tower, our top scientists have come up with a new concoction to get rid of all your noisy little problems.

Young man: huh?

Young woman (suspiciously): really?

Older man: how much?!

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[Cuts to] a small bottle full of clear liquid sits on a small white table, bright lights illuminating it.

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Narrator: what is it you may ask? Well of course it's MuteOn! The answer to all your noise complaints! With just one spray, you'll have all the silence you need!

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[Cuts to] a split in the screen shows the young man spraying everyone around him with MuteOn, this leading them to all drop to the ground. The young woman sprays her younger sister, and the young girl falls into a pool, and the older man is shown kicking in the door of the partying neighbors, he sprays everyone with a crazed grin.

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Narrator: YES! This small bottle can solve any loud problem.

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[Pans to] the young man now walks down the quiet street with an easy small on his face

[Pans to] the young woman sitting back, relaxed in her chair

[Pans to] older man snoring in his bed

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First two: THANKS MUTEON!

Older man: loud snoring

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[Cut to] old shabby convenience store

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Narrator: and for only 9.99 you can get MuteOn at any of your local stores today!

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[Fade out] the store fades out in a distorted manner

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Narrator: the company of MuteOn is not legally responsible for any bodily harm caused by MuteOn, side effects may include; brain aneurysms, blood clotting, seizures, and others.