If you've never seen the 'Bland Marvel Headcannons', you need to. I figured it's appropriate, seeing that Civil War has come out recently and YOU NEED TO WATCH IT. IF YOU WATCH MARVEL WATCH CIVIL WAR. Not to actively trash DC (oh wait yes I want to): It is not the fanboy fantasy that was a lame set-up to Justice League and the only reason anyone I've talked to saw it was Wonder Woman's appearance (*cough* Batman vs Superman *cough*). Disclaimer to this chapter is that unfortunately none of these are mine.

Headcannons:

1. Deadpool's broken the fourth wall so many times he now can see past it constantly. You over there, he wants you to put your pants back on. To the one in the green sweater, he thinks you smell nice. Don't wear that dress, you look much better in the black one with the tiny polka dots. And you with the doll. Deadpool says you need Jesus and quick.

2. Skye gives Coulsin a new tie for Father's Day. It's exactly the same as his old tie, because he knows he won't wear a different one. But it has a little smiley face sewn onto the back. He wears it always. 

3. Tony likes to send the other Avengers songs that 'relate' to them. He sends Steve anything patriotic and also "Me, You and Steve". Natasha gets /every/ Natalia Kills song. She threatens him with violence but ends up humming "Problem" on  missions. Thor gets the entire Lord of the Rings soundtrack and is confused but pleased. Clint gets everything bird or archery related. Bruce gets Nyan Cat, not because it relates to him but the Hulk actually loves it. Bruce doesn't know this.

4. Clint has been known to sign in his sleep. Natasha has been known to record the instances on her phone while translating them in a monotone voice. She posts them online and the fan favorite so far is "The dog is fighting a pinata on the roof."

5. Pepper and JARVIS had to stage an intervention after Tony saw Pacific Rim.

6. Clint went missing once for three months. He came back with a pet iguana and half a tire. Nobody questioned him.