I keep pets. Not in the case of a cat or a dog,but fish. I currently posess a pair of shaboikins named Crysler and Dr. Fudge.

Shaboikins [pronounced sha-boo-kin]resemble koi,those giant fish you see in ponds of Japanese gardens,exept miniturized. They are always hungry , and in their quests for food will dig up the pebbles in their tanks.

Anyway,one breakfast,I was enjoying my waffles.I was watching our fish ,then my mom cracked a shaboikin joke.

So James Bond is facing the villan,gun drawn.

"Ah,Mr Bond.You think you have outwitted me?You have not met my shaboikin !"

Then a giant shaboikin surfaces out of the water,giant toothless jaws slurping!

Behold the corny joke...

Shaboikins,those little blurs.

And thus the Great Shaboikin War began.Pride and Prejuce?Pride and Shaboikin.Atlas Shrugged ?Shaboikin Shrugged.War and Peace? Shaboikin and Peace.Six by Seuss?Six by Shaboikin.

It was finally rained in,many weeks later.Let us remember the veterans of the Great Shaboikin War.