"Prussia: Admin does not own me or Russia." -a rlly good fanfic I read

EXCUSE YOU!!!!!! ZHAT'S RUSSIA OR I!!
HAIL GRAMMAR NAZU!!!

So yeah...
I was scrolling through the internet, trying to find some good fanfics. (Which exists apparently)

And I came across this one LOOOOONNNNGGGGG fanfic.

I'm not even kidding you. In wattpad language it would be around 45 pages.

It was on fanfic.net.
So I was like "why not, I'll read this."

The fanfic was amazing.
And I am really weird ok? I really like reading X Pregnant!Reader fix because they're cute as shit mmmk?!?!

And it was getting really interesting...
And then the part where the baby was born...
Oh my god...

It was a WOLF CHILD.
A WOLF CHILD, OF TWO VERY HUMAN PARENTS!!!

HOW?!??!! WHY??!!!

I just... I just can't even anymore...

I'm done. *chucks phone out the window*
I'M DOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!