This one gets really rough, I ranted my heart out in this one.
If you get easily offended don't read this.

Naturally if a character is quiet they automatically HAVE stutter 24/7.

THEY'RE QUIET, THEY DON'T HAVE ANXIETY OR ARE SHY!!!
THEY'RE JUST QUIET!!!!
People make quiet characters who normally don't stutter stutter 24/7.

Also, what's up with all of the sexual noises and embarrassment? As well as comic release perverted characters.

"OMG I'M SOOOO EMBARRASSED TO WEAR A SKIRT EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO WEAR ONE AT SCHOOL ANYWAY, WHERE THE EXAXT SAMW CHARACTERS WHO ARE THERE SEE ME AT SCHOOL WITH ONE ON DAILY!!!"

Or

Do you know how rare nosebleeds are?
People don't just shoot em out 24/7.

WHAT'S WITH GUYS COMPLETE FREAKING OUT OVER THE FEMALE BODY?!?!

HALF OF THE ANIME GUYS I'VE SEEN LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE SEIZERS.
Like, calm down...

And what's the deal with the whole cat thing anyway?

And with gender roles stuff in fanfics.
"YOU MUST WEAR PINK BECAUSE YOUR A GIRL!!"
"YOU MUST HAVE ABBS CAUSE YOUR A BOY!!!"
"A GIRL WITH ABS AND A BOY WEARING PINK?!??!? WHERE'S MY BIBLE!??!!!!!"

And also like, why does EVERYONE in fanfics not have a job?
And if they do have a job it's at mc Donald's.

The whole girl things are for boys when it comes to fanfics are pretty popular, fashion designer, singing (it's still a women's world in a sense) and theatre.

But why can't girls have predominately male jobs? I'd like to see a girl in a fanfic where she's an engineer, an auto mechanic, a lawyer, or possibly some other job.
Oh also, what's the big fangasm about boys who look like their 15? Like from a gay women, BITCH PLZ.
That cutsie shit and tattoos won't do ya any good over here.
Girls literally have cut themselves for Justin beiber.
What's all the fuss about boy bands??!
Guys can do the same stuff over and over again and be considered cute, and then it's recycled and used in the next shitty band, and the next one.

What's all the fuss about Pewdiepie and Dan and phill?
They're just people who play videogames...

Pewdiepie's videos
Him: -screams.-
-curses a lot.-
-gets 10 billion views.-

Some other guy
Person: So I'd like to play some slender for you guys!

Pewdie pie fan: WHAT?!?? PEWDIEPIE DID THAT FIRST!!! YOU CAN'T PLAY SLENDER!!!

WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH THESE THINGS?!?
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW SOMEHOW FUCKING YOUR OWN SIBLINGS IS HOT!!!

Man, you strait bitches be cray...