"Ok so, like you just broke into my house. But like, I feel sorry for you so WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN AND SLEEP IN MY HOUSE!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE??!"

To be honest, I would back the f out bc that was terrifying...

How can people be that nice?
Like. I'm nice to you because I'm trying to be polite, or because I want something from you...
Or because you look interesting to chat with.

But if a random stranger busts into my house I'm not going to be "sorry"

Then again I did apologize like 40 times to this kid after I pelted him in the face pretty hard with a super compacted snowball...
But he was provoking me saying that my hits were horrible.