Seriously fuck these basic ass girl you tubers, pssshhh! I could make WAY better content then them!

Mbay=Most Basic Ass Youtubers.

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Mbay: Wear these cloths bc everyone has enough money to buy the nicest cloths on the block.

Me: Be nice to people, compliment them. Wear what's comfortable.

Mbay: Be sure to always act friendly and smile!

Me: Be yourself. If you swear a fuckin lot then swear. Shit I'm sounding like Mbay now... But seriously, don't fake being someone else... Unless you can do a really good fake British accent, pretend to be a British exchange student for the entire year.
Then on the last day, drop your accent completely.

Mbay: Always get good grades!

Me: The SATs are bull shit. Try your hardest at school and don't stress over shit like this. ESPECIALLY if you're in middle/elementary school. THOSE GRADES DON'T MATTER!!!

Mbay: Always flirt with your crush. Be giggly!

Me: Ok. So u walk up to that cute guy of girl, you flip your hair back dramatically, b sure to have anime sparkles all around you as you wink at them and say.
"Hey bb. You are how today?"

Mbay: NEVER CHEAT!!! CHEATING IS SATAN!!!

Me: DON'T CHEAT ON THE SOLS/FINAL EXAMS!!! OR UNIT TESTS AND STUFF!!!
However... If you do wanna cheat...
I've got some advice 4 u....
*bleeped out entire cheating strategies* And that's how you cheat on quizzes!

Mbay: Hang out with the popular people!

Me: Hang out with the squad.
Or your internet squad... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Mbay: Losing your virginity HURTS!!!

Me: Ladies you'll experience some general discomfort, and some bleeding, but it's not nearly as bad as described in fanfics.
(How do I know this? I'm asexual mmmk? So don't get your head in the gutter. I researched it.))

Mbay: Always wear makeup!

Me: There's nothing wrong with wearing makeup! It can be fun, and it can help you if you're insecure. But make up is not everything mmk?

Mbay: -offers no advice about depression or anything like that.-

Me: Contact me if you need to talk. It's not worth it to kill yourself, trust me. The reason you have depression is bc your brain is fucking jealous of all your talent and overall awesomeness mmmk?

Mbay: -strait af.-

Me: -Asexual and gay af.-

Mbay: Fuck the haters.

Me: Fuck the haters. Trust me, people who are going to bring you down. Aren't worth your time. Having no irl friends, but awesome internet friends. Is better then having trashy friends irl.
Don't have either? BULLSHIT u got me sista/brotha! ;)