Does everyone have a vibrator up their asses in fanfics?
Or in the comments in general...

(Y/n) washed the cucumber gently.

Comments: lmao I bet sHE wants hIS cucumber lollololol Xd *emotaconemotaconemotacon*

She sighed, staring at the american who was currently devouring 20 cheeseburgers like it was nothing.

Comments: "I bet she wishes he'd devour her know what I'm sayin."

"Omg, I wish he would touch me like that..."

You people are all horny fucks. -storms out of the room, turning around looking at everyone.- YoU're all Part oF the ProBleM!!!

Seriously, people have different things that can turn them on.
Whatever, I shouldn't be kink shaming.