Fanfituon; Girl is reallh awkward, but has perfect skin and everything.

Reality:

Me: -washes face constantly and still ends up with some achne.-

My friends: -take p good care of their skin and have a shit tone of acne.-

Me: -has rocket bangs.- -they curl up really weird like a rocker or a fishing hook the day after I shower.

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Mc: I want bigger boobs...

Me: Fuck, I want smaller boobs... Front clasping bras seem so amazing... And it's hard to find a button up shirt that fits...

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Mc: -Does some basic ass sport-

Me: -Is a swimmer.- I AM A FISH WOMAN!!! UNDER ALL THIS FLAB IS ABBS OF STEEELLLL!!!
((Swimmers have A LOT of core strength. Watch me do curl ups during fitness tests. Perfect 80s every year since 6th grade.))

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Mc: Omg do you think he likes me?

Me: Holy shit she's cute...

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Mc: -has like 18 cheerleaders worth of makeup on her face.-

Me: Has no makeup, hair is fabulous as fuck.
((I really need to cut my hair. Like DESPERATELY! IT'S TOO LONG AND IT FEELS WEIRD OK???!))

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Mc: -is fucking guys at 13-

Me: -Is asexual.- Enjoy your pregnancy and STDs. -grabs popcorn and watches netflix.-

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Mc: Omg this book is soooo sexy~

Me: Omg this book is so fucking cheesy! It's like they were only doing all of this for the sex!!! Are you kidding me??!!

-Either that or.-

Me: -Get's to sex part in a book.- Woah ok... Let's just uh... -skips twenty pages.-
((Lemons are ok, I like seeing the different styles and stuff. I'm just not sexually attracted to people.))

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Dumb as bitch: Omg I totally dis brain last night, he was so sexy. Did you have any sex with anyone lately.

Me: No. Mostly because A: I'm 13.
And B. I'm asexual.

Dumb as bitch: But you're bi!

Me: romanic.

Dumb as bitch: Excuse me?

Me: I'm bi romantic.
Go fuck yourself.