Youtube girl: LMAO I'M SUCH A DORK!!! XD
-puts lipstick on cheeks.-

Me: -tumbles down the stairs with green face makeup and a blanket for a cape.- I AM THE MEME MACHINE!!!

Me: -is texting my brother.-

Me: Hello.

Brother: please.

Me: it's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet...

Brother: don't.

Me: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDDDDEEEE!!!