In fanfics: Girl wears rlly short skirts.

Irl: PSH YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!

If your principle sees those toes in your sandals or your bare shoulder he's going to get a boner and feel like a pedophile, we can't let that happen!

Principle: DRESS CODE!!! THAT LEG IS VERY SEXUAL!!!

Me: Do my ankles offend you too mr. principle? -pulls down sock.-