In fanfic

-Company comes over, their house is a little messy.-

Irl

Mom: I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!!!
IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED YET JUST THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!!

YOUNG LADY I WANT YOUR ROOM LOOKING LIKE BUCKINGHAM PALACE EVEN THOUGH NO ONE WILL EVER GO UP THERE!!!

-screaming as she holds the vacuum cleaner.-

WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT DOWN!!!