Fanfiction: You get to sit on the couch, watch netflix, your crush takes care of you...

Reality: I. WANT. TO. DIE!!! -is in a mountain of tissues, constantly throwing off the blanket because I'm too hot, but then it's too cold so I put it back on.- KILL ME!!!
((But hey! At least you get to eat.... Saltines...))
((Well, you get all the ginger ale and gold fish you want, so...))