Me: Common! There's no time! We've gotta save the internet.

Younger me: Wow, the internet sure has changed! Hey, is Wattpad still around?

Me: Yes.

Younger me: Awesome! I bet their awesome, and the new updates must be amazing!!!

Me: They've completely changed the layout!!! Now messages, newsfeed, and notifications are all on the same page!! Who even uses newsfeed???!

Younger me: Wow... That's interesting... I bet there must be some great new hetalia fics tho-

Me: NO!!! All the fics are now are reruns of the same bullcrap by different authors!!! No one even uses the canon characters anymore, they just go off the stupid sterotypes!!!
And the lemons are worse then before!!!

Younger me: What about other websites?

Me: They've all been infected with trolls!!! And nine year olds screaming about Minecraft and mastrabating to 25 year olds who clearly haven't hit puberty!!!

Younger me: Is there anything good coming out of the internet?

Me: .... Gay marriage.