Hello! I'm an asexual! And Don't worry I'm not...

•A nine year old girl.
•Disgusted with sex.
•A person with a hormone imbalance.
•A fucking weirdo.
•Immature.
•A person who doesn't want a loving relationship!

So um... You may have heard of me, or not! Because to a lot of people, I'm a fucking unicorn! I don't exist!

Oh what's that? A story about asexuals in the media?! HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good joke Billy!

Now as you may not know, we're not fucking weird.
And yes, some of us have gotten laid.

But don't worry, I just haven't had sex before so I can't say that I'm asexual right?

Haha! It's not like there's something called being in touch with your sexuality or anything!

Oh and trust me, I DON'T want to have kids. It's not like there's something called asexual reproduction!

And don't worry. I'm probably just gay.
Right?