Ok seriously with the accents.

"America-san, I can herp you."

herp
Herp
HErp
HERp
HERP!!!

I have some sort of a weird newyorker accent that comes out sometimes, but I don't write that shit out.
(My family is from Vermont ok, I spend a lot of time up in new England where everythin' is unhealthy or maple.)

Like seriously, stop writen' out the accent, it's annoying.

And like, what's up with writing out Japanese words in english. You think someones gonna understand that shit??

Euckebehvotne vhdoe fgso
That's basically what it looks like.
If you're gonna do Japanese, USE THE CHARACTERS!
Jesus...
Oh also. I got my hair cut way shorter. I have officially reached butch status XD