Girl X boy
Lemon

He BOARD his penor deep inside me, going at an inhuman speed...
(Ok first off, id they're human, how can they do it at an inhuman speed?)
"O-oh senpai~ harder!"
(Bitch he's already going at an inhuman speed he can't go fucking harder.)
"Ah~ (name)-chan! You're so tight!"
(Yeah just like your mom was last night.)
Then suddenly Romano-chan came in and saw them bumping the ugglies and got a huge NOSE BLUUUUUUUUDDDEEE.
(Yes bc when I see two of my BFFs fucking, it obviously turns me on rather then makes me disgusted and go cry in the fucking corner eating oreos bc I'm a 13 year old who isn't into dating, and for some reason that's not human.)
"Damn bastard..." He muuuttteerddd before going off to butt fork with Spoon.
(Lol XD I SHIP SO MUCH LOL IF YOU DON'T SHOOP IT I'L FORKING MURDR U.)
((You know what I'm just done... I'm just going to go kill myself... -grabs gun and points it at my head- I can't take this fucking bull shit anymore.))