((Warning: This will get rather rude.))

You're lazy
If we were, the industrial age wouldn't have happened.
If we were lazy, you brits out there would be speaking German now!

You're all fat
England has more fat people then us! And what the fuck is up with poutine??? That's basically diabetes!

You're all too loud!!!
BECAUSE WE LIKE TO SHARE OUR OPINIONS ACROSS THE WORLD!!!

((I may do this for other countries.))
((How are you people dealin with ur burns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ))