(Character) goes and buys a pet. Without doing any reserch beforehand...

Ok, so you got a bird.
Oh, you got a Macaw?
Hope your ready for the screeching.
And the biting.
Do you even know what to feed your bird?!
What about its cage!!?
ARE YOU AT LEAST LETTING YOUR BIRD OUT OF ITA CAGE FOR TWO HOURS A DAY??!!!

Oh, so you got a cat?
Where are its toys?
Are you taking it to the vet?
Oh, you haven't spayed your cat?
Great.
Just great.

Congrats.
Your the most BRILLIANT pet owner EVER!!!

((I'm sorry I've been doing a lot of research on birds because I WANT ONE SO BAD!!! THEY'RE SUCH AMAZING ANIMALS!!! ))