Apparently there is no such thing of having a good High school experience.

1. Everyone has sex
Reality: You ain't gettin' laid son.

2. hot preppy perfect girls. And hot jocks.
Reality: The jocks are total assholes, and not even close to hot. And there aren't any perfect girls.

3. Everyone is super rude and kicks people out of their table at lunch.
Reality: "Hey, uh. My friend was going to sit there... Could you scooch over one?"
"-shrugs-"

4. Parties parties parties.
Reality: Go ahead. Get caught by the police.

5. Boring ass classes.
Reality: Most of them are pretty interesting.

6. You can talk in class.
Reality: HAHAHAHAHAA!!! No.

7. All the nerdy people are bullied.
Reality: This is not at all true. No one really pays attention to them.

8. Lockers.
Reality: You'll probably never use yours.

9. Everyone buys lunch.
Reality: The cafeteria food is... Questionable. Most people pack their own.

10. Everyone's super friendly.
Reality: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.