Hello losers! My name is Megan and I'm here to guide you through the wonderful world of MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!
That's right, you are no longer a 6th grade elementary school LOSER!
Well unless you're in some areas where you go in 5th grade...
So I'm here to make you a survival guide to help you along!!!

#1 Be a total outcast!
Having friends is TERRIBLE! And you can only be popular if your a bratty bitch so don't even bother!

#2 Always forget your locker combination!
Don't fret, your senpai will surely get the just after you miss all your classes because your waiting for you senpai to notice you and help you open your locker!

#3 Always stand around your locker and chat with your friends, but also don't have friends!
Don't be concerned or polite to the other people around you by moving out of the way so they can get to their own lockers, that's silly! Who would ever do that???

#4 Be a total bitch!
Nothing says popularity like being a total ass to everyone around you! Of corse you'll never get in trouble!

#5 Always be someone your not! Cause let's face it. No one loves you for who you really are.
Be a supermodel and everyone will love you!

#6 Be sure to always wear skirts during school, who cares if there's a dress code that says it's too short!

#7 Never do well in school!!!
Having good grades is horrible! You should never get anything higher then a b-!!!

#8 Always be dating someone!
Who cares if you're 12 and he's 15!
It'll workout somehow!

#9 Fall head over heels for every guy or girl you meet.

#10 Trashtalk about all of your friends! Even thought you're a loser and don't have any!

((Post in the comments at what point you realized I was joking and being sarcastic XD))