Warning : Rant.
Hello guys!

Side se aunty : Arey ye illuminati hai

Me : kaise? Mai Kaise Illuminati hui?

Achha thik hai. Aaj se ye use nahi karungi.
Hi guys!

Yo!

Aunty : Ye illuminati hai!
Me : Ab kaise?

Me : *mental breakdown*

Like.. Literally, agar aap kabhi bhi yo!, V, ya beautiful wala sign banate ho, toh aap bhi illuminati hi ho.

Aur toh aur itna hi nahi,

Ye bhi illuminati hai.

Ha, ye maasoom chehra bhi illuminati hai.

Aur ye bhi.

Hadd toh tab ho gayi jab inhone   Michael ko bhi bahi Chhodha

Inn chutiyon ne toh shahrukh aur salman ko bhi nahi chhodha

Sirf ek cheez kahungi.

Mai marr gayi.
Matlab jab kuchh kam dhandha nahi rahta toh yahi sab banate ho.
Abb ye dekho -

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Aur kya yaar?

6!

AUR 6 KISKI NISHAANI HOTI HAI?

ILLUMINATI!

Agar itna hi illuminati karne ka shauk hai toh apni saari aankhein nikal lo aur pakad ke ghoomo aur bolte raho "Bhaiyon! Ye ILLUMINATI KI AANKHEIN HAI!"
Videos mein toh aisa bhayankar type ka background music dete hai jisse toh Annabelle bhi bichaari sharma ke khudkushi kar le.
And the whole fucking purpose of that 60 minute long video will be
"Illuminati is a secret group of people who have special powers"
Ab ye hote hai ki nahi ye kisi ko nahi pata hai.
*Snaps head so many times that dies*

Bye saathiyon.