The mass is about to begin and as we stand for the entree song, my ears don't miss the ever-loving soprano that leads the choir. Elise her name, mother of two. She clearly heard my praises of my wit and experience in giving women pleasure and wanted that for herself. However, there was no attraction, which was unlucky for her. I tried being friendly but then she practically threw herself at me. I don't like being pushed to a corner for God's sake I am a man.

She didn't even try hiding the fact she was trying to bed me. She became more daring with the clothes she wore and the words she said. I played innocent and foolish until she said she had enough, locking both of us in the instrumental closet and demanding her due. I politely declined, which resulted in her stripping bare and asking whether she was not as beautiful as the rest.

It was a tricky situation and as I eyed the door, I knew it wouldn't end well for me. So, I did as she wanted, gave her what she desired. I ensured her release in the quickest time possible. Safe to say, it was the longest five minutes of my life. I quickly freed myself before any more incidences could happen. I prayed to God that she never approaches me again and thank God, because he is gracious and answered my prayer. The incident seemed to quench whatever thirst was running through Elise, as she seemed to ignore me completely. It was like I never existed, she didn't even want to talk to me. Regardless, I took the blow in stride.

However, my instinct told me there was something amiss and indeed, it was as the next time the congregation was voting for a choir master, I happened to be out voted. I was sure I would win, with the choir having equal number of men and women. I had the favor of all the women, and I knew there would be a tie and the pastor making the final vote which will ensure I remained choir master. My shock came when octopus, now choir master won the vote over me. I was distraught, trying to think who let me down until she came to me willingly saying it was her.

Elise was all like it was not out of spite, there is just so much tension between us, we need space and I know you have demands and am yet to think if am capable of filling them. There were just so many words going around, I just had to shake my head and say okay. If I knew a few measly minutes would lead to this, I would have shut her down hard, no matter how long she cried. But it happened and this year there is no reminiscing, plus it was sort of a good thing. I have more time to focus on things that are more important.

Despite her efforts to befriend me again, I completely distanced myself. Elise and me, never again. Well, there wasn't anything to begin with, but it will not start, I swear to on my agile and productive manhood. With my final words to her, which if I recall was okay; I wished her all the best. It was nice to know through rumors that all was not well with her, with her kids being trouble and naughtier than their mother. They were a handful to deal with; it was the same time when her husband said he himself needed space between them and ended up in the house of the chief's widower. Guess she was not the only one in the marriage messing around.