"神龙!" (Dragon)

"红旗!" (Red Sails)

"清史." Ching Shih!

"将宝藏放在外面." (Place the treasure outside.)

"进入!" (Get inside.)

"快 点." (Hurry.)

I stood up, clutching my head and rubbing my callous palm against a bandana as the water dripped from my outfit. A sword dangled from my hip to the motion of the ship. Who put me in this pirate garb, anyway? Instead of a white shirt, a blue looses-fitting blouse and bishop sleeves with frills at the front and the cuff, white breeches instead of the blue pants I had on with brown boots.

Above my head, several types of red sails flapped and snapped when the wind caught them. What happened to the ship? This ship was one of the same models I played with as a kid, A Man Of War, it looked like. In every direction I turned, there was no one there. No one on this ship but behind me on a swathe of land, a village with building layouts I had never seen. Was this all a dream?

"Mommy!"I called, but the tone that left my lips was not a deep thick male voice with a husky accent. Instead, it was a woman's melodic voice. "妈咪." I fell back, looking for the cause of the voice. "Shiver me timbers.""颤抖我木材." I raised my hand before my face, seeing a thin hand. I lifted my shirt and now noticed the two breasts staring at me for the first time. 

"Arggh!"

I staggered around in a circle, hand swaying with the wind. "What? I am a woman now. How the hell did this happen? This has to be a dream." "什么？我现在是个女人了。这到底是怎么发生的？这必须是一个梦想。."

The land was getting further away as the ship moved with the wind. A noise from above caught my attention, and as I looked up, a head looked down at me before ducking back in. Screams left our lips, and the door to the captain's deck opened, revealing another person.

I stepped back, bit my lip, and drew the sword. It fumbled in my hand. "Stay back." "退后."

"Ahoy, kingakim100."

"How do ye know my username?" "你怎么知道我的用户名?"

"It's above your head. Can ye see mine?"

I focused on his head and noticed the username. "Random212." "随机212."

He smiled.

"What the hell are ye doing here?" "你到底在干什么？" My hand pointed up. "And who's up there." "谁在那儿。."

Random212 looked up to where I pointed.

"Is it really ye Kingakim100 and Random212," the person above asked.

"Aye," we both responded.

"It's me, Thatguy2169." His head popped out again. "I'm coming down."

We watched Thatguy2169 coming down from the crow's nest as his feet touched the deck. There was this strange object in his hand. It looked like a box of treasure.

"What's that in ye hand?" "你手里拿着的是什么?" I asked.

He turned to Random212. "What is Kingakim100 saying and why is he a wench?"

"I don't know, I think he has got his settings on Chinese. If ye pop your ears the words translate."

"Oh."

"He asked what is in the box."

Without waiting for an answer, I opened it to a roaring thunder that came from the land behind us. The rain fell as the waves screamed. A blinding light greeted us. We grimaced and turned our faces. When the light was gone. Thatguy2169 was holding a bow with the name stated above, Khryselakatos. Random212 held a red casket with a skeleton marked on the outside. In my hand was a piece of paper written 召唤吕布 (Summon Lü Bu)

Without waiting, Random212 opened the casket and out entered a man with a skeleton-like face wearing a top hat with skeletons around it.

"Baron Samedi, summon the crew," Random212 said.

An aurora of screaming souls left the man surrounding us before dipping into the sea. The waves broke against the ship. As Thatguy2169 and I looked in horror as skeleton hands climbed onboard. From the depths of the ocean, more ships rose like screeching dogs.

They cried, "Yo, ho ho."

Drawing the sword at my waist, and with Thatguy2169 pulling back the bow, we semi-circled around to the unwelcome guests.

"Relax, I understand what we're supposed to do. Defeat the dragon." He pointed behind us, and for the first time, I saw it, a rain dragon looming and casting a shadow on the sky with a huge HP Bar. "Thatguy2169, you have Artemis bow shoot at it. Kingakim100, your captain control the crew and the ship. I will replace the dead."

The mates were in position, and I took up my post as Thatguy2169 fired volleys of arrows like a machine gun that kept refilling. I turned the ship to starboard, which thundered a massive fire payload. It was met with a roar that shook the boat. Some crew fell off or lost the parts that were still useful as fire rained down on the other pirate boats.

Random212 tried to rescue the crew as Thatguy2169 kept firing and screaming like a madman. The dragon's flames had now reached our ship with nothing else to burn and heat crawling upon my back. I gripped the paper in my hand.

"Summon Lü Bu." "召唤吕布."

Amidst the flames, he sat on his horse with a halberd in hand. So cool! Was I supposed to give him a line?

"Lü Bu attack the dragon." "吕布攻击龙."

His gaze met mine for a second as the horse leaped into the air. It was like they took invisible steps as they climbed to the dragon, and with one swipe, it tumbled, crashing down towards us.