Starla: dum de dum

*Doorbell rings*

Starla: I wonder who THAT could be. *Opens door*

*Lucky Bubba (Starla's Ex) is at the door*

Bubba: Hey Girlfriend!

Starla: *sighs* How many times do I have to tell you Bubba, I'm MARRIED. Not to you. Goodbye.

Bubba: No! Wait! If you marry me, I'll give you $20!

Starla: While that is tempting, *Koff sarcasm koff* I am already married, so no.

Bubba: Please? How about $30?

Starla: no.

Bubba: Why not?

Starla: Because I'm pregnant. Now get out of my life. *slams door in Bubba's face*