Starla: Hey Joe.

Joe: Hey Starla. You got a message on your phone.

Starla: Ok. How do I look it up?

Joe: like this. *brings up Starla's messages*

Starla: It says I have 14 messages. From...

Lucky Bubba,

Hot Natalie,

Lucky Bubba,

My mom,

Lucky Bubba,

Angry David,

Lucky Bubba,

Hunky Joe,

Lucky Bubba,

My Brother (Sneaky Will),

Lucky Bubba,

123-456-7890,

Lucky Bubba

and

The IRS.

Joe: *Looks at Starla*

Starla: *Looks at Joe*

Both: Oh crud.