Autizmo's First step
In the quiet hours of the night, a disturbance is made. Glass is shattered, but all that is seen by the guards, is a fleeting silver cape behind a corner, then the faintest rumble of an engine and a tiny car drives off. Mr. Quest’s mansion, one of the most secure buildings in the eastern seaboard, was just robbed, but by who. Nobody knows, but Mr. Quest intends to find out. He wheels his way to the security room, he has been permanently paralyzed since the battle in chicago.
“What was stolen, did we catch him?” Mr. Quest demands.
“No sir, but your suit of armor was taken sir. And you won't believe what was left.” the head of security explains.
As they head down to the room where Mr. Quest kept his Illusionist suit, he finds a grilled cheese sandwich and a note.
“What the hell, is this?” Mr. Quest yells, “Some kind of prank! What does the note say?”
The security man hands him the note, it reads:
“I took your suit because i am a villain but nobody knows who i am so if i do something devious i get recognition and become villain i hope you not to mad i left you my favorite snack to help from your arch nemesis Krome Zone.”
“Was this written by a five year old!!?” Mr. Quest questions.
“Somehow, we didn't get any security footage of him, but one of the guards says he was wearing a silver cape.” the head of security reveiles.
“This is ridiculous.” Mr. Quest says, “Deal with this, I need to rest.”
Early in the morning, Mr. Quest wakes up, and has some of his people help him get ready. He is meeting with Ryden today, to discuss the recruitment of new heroes. When Ryden arrives, he is greeted by a large symphony and is walked to the front door, where he is greeted by Alex.
“Nice to see you again Ryden.” Alex exclaimed.
“You as well Alex.” Ryden returns, “So I hear you have found some candidates?”
“Maybe, there was sightings of a shark man… fighting an ice witch… in Hawaii. Yeah, not too sure about this one, but witnesses say the witch was trying to destroy the islands. However, there was an enormous winter storm that dropped tematurs down to around -20 degrees in some parts, which isn't normal.”
“I'll head down today and see what all I can find.” Ryden says, “Oh, i almost forgot, how is the safest man in the world doing?”
“You already heard about that?” Alex questions.
“I have my ways. So what will you be doing besides tracking down your arch nemesis?” Ryden teases.
“Well actually, there is a kid not too far from here that apparently has something special about him, so i've called him in for a chat today.” Alex explains.
“Well good luck with that, I better head out.” Ryden says, just before transforming into his golden form and flying off.
Later that day, a tiny little car pulled up to the front gate of the mansion. A woman says to the guards standing there, “Hey, I was told that Mr. Quest wanted to interview my son, so here we are.”
“Just a second ma’am.” says the guard before getting a confirmation on his radio. Then he opens the gate and lets them threw.
As the car pulled around to the front of the house, a middle aged woman get out. Alongside her stood a kid no older than 17, he was wearing a speedo, swim goggles, a cape, and a swim cap. All of these items were the same light baby blue, and his swim cap, cape, and bear chest were all branded with the letter A. Suddenly he pulls out a grilled cheese sandwich from seemingly nowhere and starts eating it. When he finishes his sandwich, Alex is left dazed as to what he has just witnessed.
“I thought he had special powers, not special needs!” He says after a long pause.
“He have just as much right to be a superhero as you do Mr. Hawking. Now let me introduce the newest member to the team, this here is Autizmo.” says the mom.
“There is no way you are serious right now.” Alex chuckles.
“Deadly!” the mom sharpens her tone, “now you Jr introduce yourselves.”
“Hi Mr. Hawking.” says Autizmo as he finishes a second sandwich.
“My name is Mr. Quest not Mr. Hawking, I can't believe I'm still talking to you right now. Get off my property!” Mr. Quest demands.
“No need for any rash decisions Mr. Quest, we just want you to hear us out.” the mom says in a supporting voice.
“Bekfas?” says Autizmo.
“Oh sorry. Here you go honey.” says Autizmo’s mom, while handing him a third grilled cheese sandwich.
“Get off my property before I have to get the authorities involved.” Mr. Quest declares.
“No, no. I think it will be alright.” she says, while brushing past him and heading into the house uninvited.
“Wow, you have a nice house!” Autizmo’s mom says when she walks in.
“Yeah it is, and I don't want you to be in it messing stuff up!” Alex says.
“Oh don't worry, we are very careful.” she says.
Suddenly the air is split at the sound of shattering glass. Standing above an expensive vase, or what used to be an expensive vase, was Autizmo.
“I so sorry.” Autizmo says while walking to another expensive object.
He picks up the gem stone, and drops it on the floor. The stone shattered into a million pieces, thousands of dollars wasted.
“What the hell are you doing, do you have any idea how expensive that is? You just broke something worth more than your entire life!” Mr. Quest screams.
“Well we should be on our way, here is his file you should look through it.” she says.
“Why would I look through that, he has freaking down syndrome!” Mr. Quest ignites.
“Well, that's a little rude don't you think.” mom says.
“Considering what you just entered into my house against my permissions, and you broke millions of dollars worth of assets. I'm being pretty generous.” Mr. Quest conveys.
“Come on Jr, he obviously doesn't understand your potential, we don't need him. Let's go.” mom says to Autizmo, as she grabs his wrist and guides him out. He drops the object he is holding, which also shatters on the ground.
“To da Tizomobile!” says Autizmo as he hobbles out of the house.
“Yes honey, to the Tizmobile.” mom says.
As they jump into the car, it roars to life and starts speeding away.
Later that day, Autizmo is watching TV with a tower 8 grilled cheese high on a plate. The reporter is talking about how there was a break in at the Quest mansion. Autizmo thinks to himself, if i get the bad guy that stole from super hero man, then i can be accepted into super hero group. Super hero… super… soup, oh good idea.
“Mom! Can I have soup with my gill cheese?” Autizmo asks.
“Yes honey, I'll be there in a sec.” she replies.
Anyways, where was I? Oh yes super guy. If I help super guy then… wait a minute, super… soup.
“Mom, can I have some soup with my grill cheese?” Autizmo asks, without realizing he just had.
“Just give me a sec, I'll have it right out.” mom says.
Ok, so I help Mr. Quest find Krome Zone and I get in the team. But first, chow time. Later that day Autizmo and his mother arrive at the back of the mansion.
“Go on buddy, I'll be right here.” mom says.
“Ok, I see you lil bit.” Autizmo response, before running off frantically towards the house.
“Oh they grow up so fast.” mom says while returning to the Tizmobile.
As Autizmo approaches his first obstacle, he is tripped by the curb. His knee crashes into the ground, and scrapes. His eyes start to tear up as the blood slowly oozes out of his leg
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It hurt mi knee.”
“Let's go home and get a bandaid, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom finds the bandaids. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and applies the bandaid. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the bandage touched his skin, he was ready to go. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But the dog, being walked, started to bark fiercely. Autizmo is filled with terror.
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It scare mi.”
“Come give me a hug it will help you feel better.” mom says.
As soon as the soft, soothing hug touched his skin, he was ready to go. Now that they have said goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But his stomach starts to rumble. He starts to panic, but then he remembers he has a grilled cheese on him. So he pulled it out, but a bird comes and takes it flying off. His eyes tear up, and he begins to cry.
“Honey, are you alright.” mom says.
“Nooo, birdy took my gill cheese! I so hungry!” he cries out.
“Let's go home and get a grilled cheese, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom makes a grilled cheese. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and hands him his most delicious snack. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the melted cheese touched his tongue, he was ready to go, but not before finishing his grilled cheese. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. As he walks across the road, and a bus zooms down the street. Autizmo is frozen in fear. But the bus is on the other side of the road. After it passes, he continues to the mansion. But then a car hits him. He goes flying and hits a tree.
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It hurt mi back.”
“Let's go home and get a bandaid, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom finds the bandaids. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and applies the bandaid. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the bandage touched his skin, he was ready to go. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But then lightning strikes a tree and lands on his leg.
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It bok mi weg.”
“Let's go home and get a bandaid, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom finds the bandaids. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and applies the bandaid. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the bandage touched his skin, he was ready to go. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But the wildfire nearby catches his cape on fire. Which eventually catches his speedo on fire as well. He falls over screaming in pain to the burns.
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It burn.”
“Let's go home and get some aloe, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom finds the aloe. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and applies the aloe. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the gel touched his skin, he was ready to go. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. He almost makes it to the edge of the road, when a derailed train flys by and hits him. He flies across the road and is hit mid air by a semi-truck. His disfigured body lands at his moms feet.
“Honey, are you alright?” mom says.
Autizmo starts to cry, “No! It bok mi arm.”
“Let's go home and get a bandaid, ok honey.” mom says as she walks over and helps him to the Tizmobile.
They head back to the house, and mom finds the bandaids. Autizmo is left crying on the couch. She finally returns, and applies the bandaid. As soon as the soft, soothing texture of the bandage touched his skin, he was ready to go. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But then hawks fly him away, and take him to their nest in the mountains. He is raised by them for 6 years as a baby chick. His mom finds him and takes him back. When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. But the sky is covered by a dark shadow. An enormous disc covers the horizon, an alien ship. Aliens abduct him and his mother, and they are taken to the planet Klintar. But they are able to break free and desert the mother ship, stealing a small ship in their escape. The planet explodes into dust as they head back to the sidewalk.
“Good job honey.” mom says.
“Thank you mom.” Autizmo says, “What if we Tizmobil and the spaceship, and fly into da mansion?”
“Oh. Well I don't know if that is such a good idea honey.!” Mom responds.
“But mom, spae car.” Autizmo pleads.
“I don't think so honey. I'm sorry.” Mom insistes.
When they arrive back at the destination and say goodbye again, Autizmo heads out again. His tummy rumbles again, but he is prepared. He pulls out a grilled cheese, and he actually eats it. And he actually made it to the curb. And he made it all the way to the wall around the mansion. But how will he get over the wall? Don't worry he's got the cover.
If I stack grilled cheese high enough, I can get over the wall. But that would be a waste of grilled cheese. I eat all the grilled cheese, and become bigger than the wall. I would be able to get over the wall then. But how will I get back to normal size, and what if I get sick. Mom said one time that if you eat too much too fast you can feel no good. What if I punch the wall, and break it? Yeah I'm going to do that.
So he does, then he proceeds forward. Until, he comes across the house side itself. He starts climbing the wall, and finds it quite easy. Whence he gets to the window, he goes inside. He sneaks past several guards, and finds the room that was robbed. But when he gets there, he has a horrible vision. He is in the same place but at night. He is looking into the reflection of the glaze around the suit. He sees someone oddly familiar, in an outfit much like his own. This one was a chrome silver, with a K and Z instead of the usual upside down A in a circle that Autizmo had. He breaks through the glass, and takes the suit. The siren sounds so he runs off, leaving a grilled cheese and note. When he wakes from his vision he is lying on the floor. Two guards run in the room at the sound of his screaming.
“Who is this?” one of the guards asks.
Autizmo stands to his feet, “I, am Autizmo. And I here to invedagat da cime here.” he concludes.
The guards start dying with laughter, “INVEDIGAT?!!! I can't.”
“AUTIZMO! That's the most ridiculous name ever.” the other says.
“Yeah, why are you named Autizmo, when you have down syndrome.” one mocks.
“What is your outfit? I can’t believe this is happening right now.” Mr. Quest says in outrage.
One pulls out his phone to start recording. Autozmo can feel the anger building up inside him. It's like a volcano at the pinnacle before eruption. Then he does erupt.
“I have autism too, and don't make fun of me. This wat supaheoes wear.” Autizmo retorts.
Autizmo then proceeds to try and fight these guards, but they just tasered him before he could get to them. He is taken to see Mr. Quest, who is completely furious.
“How did he get in here!” Mr. Quest exclaims with such a joyous tone. That was sarcasm by the way
“Daahna ahhhhh no naaahhh stop… nahahah nooo dahhhh ahhhhhhhhh. I a minor. You no touch mi. PEDO. you pedo!” Autizmo says in return.
“What is this guy, get him outta here.” Mr. Quest says.
“Yes sir.” the head of security says.
But then from nowhere a spaceship crashes down the ceiling. Through the dust a light appears. The inside of the ship is exposed and the light from inside reveals none other than Krome Zone. He pulls out a grilled cheese and chows down. When he is done he confronts his opponents.
“I em Krome Zone, un I bok you woof. Mwahahahahahaha!” He chuckles.
“What is happening right now? This is the most feverdream type situation ever.” Mr. Quest says.
Autizmo stands up and charges Krome Zone. This begins a cosmic battle between these two powerful beings. That day many knees were scraped and many feelings were hurt. But by the end all was made right.
“Du kno, y we fight. We cun be frinds.” Autizmo suggest.
"Ok, I say ya. We make up now." Krome Zone replies.
Then the two hug it out, and go home.
"You wan gill cheese, mom mak good gill cheese." Autizmo offers.
"I know, she mak such good gill cheese." Krome Zone replies.
Alexander is left there in aw as his house was just destroyed and his mind boggled.
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